FAQ

Q: Why, oh why, is there a FAQ?
A: To answer this question..

Q: You made a FAQ to answer one question?
A: No, I made it to answer these questions..

Q: What? Are you retarted?
A: I am not!

Q: Then why the hell are you doing this?
A: .. Oh now we’re just running in circles…

Also I’m a huge fan of paradoxes and puppies..
– OhMyUnix.com